Like Dr Who’s Tardis, the little plug-in unit that backs up my computer files has a vast amount of storage inside it, and remembers it all even when turned off. I’m jealous.
My computer’s got a Memory Stick
Which gives it the facility
To recall things with just one click.
I envy its ability.
My memory’s poor, as good as dead;
Could Memory Sticks unlock it?
I tried to plug one in my head
But couldn’t find the socket.
It seems my age is in the way:
My head’s pre-USB,
And evolution doesn’t play
With new technology.
So what you see is what I’ve got,
No plug-ins, cards or aids.
According to the folk who know,
You can’t get head upgrades.