It’s as though there’s a conspiracy to give grandchildren un-rhymable names. But at least the latest arrival has a name with a jolly rhythm.
Jessica Judge was born on a Sunday,
Jessica Judge made everyone glad!
So Granny and Granddad send love and best wishes
To Jessica Judge, and her Mum, and her Dad.
But what of the future? What will it hold
For Jessica Judge, still a baby?
We hope she’ll be happy, and healthy, and wise.
And will she be rich? Well, maybe . . .