A gentle celebration of some of England’s village names that tell you what they’re in:
There might be – I’m not sure . . .)
Where’s Stanford in the Vale
And Draycott in the Clay?
The first’s in Staffs, the other’s in Berks;
Perhaps I’ll go, one day.
At Ashford in the Water3
And Luddington in the Brook4,
I rather think I might get wet –
But I’ll go and take a look.
There’s Coton in the Elms5,
And here’s a Hole-in-the-Wall6!
But we don’t want Spital in the Street7,
So I won’t go there at all.
7 Lincolnshire (‘Spital’, of course, derives from the hospital here which once gave hospitality to poor travellers; and the ‘Street’ is Ermine Street, the Roman road from London to Lincoln)