A bronze Head

William Pirie was once a headmaster of Horsham’s oldest school, now a
sixth-form college but founded in 1541 by Richard Collyer. Because of this, and
the fact that he used to ride around the town in his donkey cart, he became a
Familiar Figure. This was the excuse for erecting a bronze statue, by Lorne
McKean, of him and his transport near the Waitrose supermarket in Pirie’s Place,
one of Horsham’s tucked-away shopping centres. [2018: It’s now being ‘redeveloped’, but the Powers That Be have promised to put Mr Pirie back in his Place afterwards . . .] Children enjoy climbing into the cart to sit alongside the bronze Mr Pirie, or astride his donkey.


William Pirie’s in his Place, with a smile upon his face
As he sits behind his donkey in his cart
Watching customers in Waitrose at the checkouts, all in straight rows
Like greyhounds in their traps before the start.

Back in the 1840s, Mr Pirie would have taught his
Collyer’s students like the best of college dons.
Now, headmastering long finished, reputation undiminished,
Horsham’s shoppers have his statue, cast in bronze.

Now, too, the children come; you can see them having fun
By pretending they are driving Pirie’s steed.
But William’s very kind, he really doesn’t mind:
His peaceful metal visage pays no heed.

He would surely think it right that exclamations of delight
Come from Horsham’s tots and toddlers, whose elation
Is a joy for all to see. Mr Pirie’s view would be
“It’s education, education, education.”

[Photo: Paul Schreeve (geograph.co.uk)]
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