Claiming an increasing litigiousness in British society, a headmaster has demanded that all young conker players at his school wear goggles while they do battle.
Put on goggles
For conkers?
The mind boggles –
It’s bonkers!
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- Ageing
- Astronomy
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- Climate change
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Copyright & contact:
Gordon Judge, 1999 to present. Please contact me if you'd like to use any of the poems. Email: geoverse@hotmail.co.ukThanks:
With thanks to my sources of inspiration: my wife and her Open University books; Horsham Geological Field Club, its speakers and field trips; my son for sharing his internet space; and, er, well, life, really.