White Christmas

Horsham council has hired snow machines to whiten the place up on Saturdays in December. (With apologies to Irving Berlin.)

The FTSE’s falling, your house won’t sell,
The economy’s in a bad way.
There’s never been such a day
In Horsham, I hear folk say,
For it’s November 2008.
Things can only get better – just wait. . .

I’m dreaming of a white Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know,
But with global warming
No ice is forming,
But look! There’s artificial snow!
They’re dreaming up a white Christmas,
Biodegradable and bright.
So don’t worry, things will come right:
Saturdays this Christmas will be white!

[Photo: BBC News]
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