Come naked!

Beales opened in Horsham recently, using this message to entice customers to buy their wares. But I needn’t have worried that local people would take them at their word.

There’s a shop that’s just opened in Horsham,
And its adverts are shockingly rude.
The message is clear: they’re suggesting
That you visit their shop in the nude.

But the good folk of Horsham are rising
As I write, and I’m very impressed:
They are gatecrashing Beales in their thousands,
Not naked, but properly dressed.

That’ll teach all those marketing whiz-kids!
They should realise, when push comes to shove,
We Horsham folk do what we want to –
We’re Sussex, and we won’t be druv.

[Photos: rotten.com and Suffolk’s Unseen Archive]
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