Reports reached me that a small, well-travelled canine acquaintance of mine had been helping people in a far-off land move house. I could only conclude that he had been putting his considerable people-management skills to good use.
Hi, I’m World-Wide Wallace,
You’ll have heard of me before*.
I’ve just set up a business
That can move you, door to door.
I’ve done a long apprenticeship
In all kinds of house removal
From continent to continent,
Winning customers’ approval.
I do things very subtly,
Keeping quiet and out of sight,
But poke my nose in everywhere
To check it’s all done right.
So e-mail soon to hire me,
For I’m always in demand.
You will find, with World-Wide Wallace,
That your wish is my command.
(* He’s a dachshund – see World-wide Wallace.)